~Wacky Mr. Gold~

~Open For Business~

A long time ago, when dinosaurs roamed the earth, I made a post about how no one in Storybrooke ever thinks that anything Mr. Gold does is strange.

• Gardening at dawn in the woods in a $3000 suit? Wacky Mr. Gold~
• Make contracts with barely legal girls to take their babies under threat of arrest? Wacky Mr. Gold~
• Set the Mayor’s house on fire, nearly killing her? Wacky Mr. Gold~
• Make clandestine deals in the middle of the night, in the woods (still wearing your $3000 suit), when you rely on a cane to walk and have no car? Wacky Mr. Gold~
• Kidnap a man at gunpoint; nearly beat him to death? Wacky Mr. Gold~

…I could go on.

AND SO I WILL.

Submit your entires in the Ask and I will prettify them up as best I can. (If you want something prettified that’s not a submission for this blog, send it my way anyway and I’ll see what I can do? I have a short attention span, but an endless supply of free time and more pictures of Robert Carlyle than a human probably should) GOOGLE CHROME THINKS PRETTIFIED IS A WORD. WHELP. OKAY~

(Feel free to include any and all other hilarious contributions of Rumpel/Gold being sassy or wacky or weirdo, et. al.~)

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